… to my Family
I hereby leave you all several months, possibly years, of financial hardship and expense, whilst you go to unnecessary lengths to sort out my affairs.
… to my Spouse / Partner
I hereby leave you some (but probably not all) of what I own.
… to my Children
I hereby leave you the remainder of my Estate and give you the authority to enforce the sale of any part of it (including the family home) to realise your Inheritance.
… to Social Services
If my children are orphaned, I give you the authority of Guardianship and the power to choose who shall look after them, including allocating them to foster parents.
… to the Tax Man
I hereby leave you all the Tax that I could have avoided and given to my family.
… To my Bank and / or Solicitor
I hereby authorise you to charge whatever you feel necessary, to sort out the mess that I have left behind. I realise that this could make you one of the major Beneficiaries of my Estate.
… To everyone else
I leave you nothing!
